GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER CRUSHES? YEAH NOPE THE COLORS ARE DISAGREEING WITH ME. I've tried to hide it from you guys. I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO IT. HE'S-- SO SO SO DISLIKEABLE-- YET MY HEADCANNONS PORTRAY HIM AS SO ATTRACTIVE AND SEXY AND OH MY GOD
Then I don't even enjoy NSFW/erotic pictures of people. I only like bloody, violent ones. There's something wrong with me, I know.
btw I'm not telling you who it is.
I'll give you a hint though.
Never in my life will it be Dave Strider.
*god* he annoys me.
Although he is from Homestuck which I've sadly been pulled into. Gem, Blue, GEM, if you use this as an advantage to abuse me with my hate-crush I swear to god I'll throttle you two.
I conclude this message with a plz account of said fictional character I'm sadly crushing on.

OH MY GOD LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE
(By tomorrow I will regret posting this.)